Welcome!
I'm Christopher Ryan Bauer, a 21 year old studying political science and
sociology. Some day, I hope to practice some sort of law, and possibly
get involved in campaign and government consulting. Currently, I work as
a graphic artist for Tampa Bay Newspapers, Inc. This page has finally
been revised, to remain current with the course of events in my life. By
popular demand, I have added new stuff, and deleted anything that may have
offended friends of mine. For example, I will no longer write about transvestites
who wear black lipstick and sing "I'm Too Sexy" while in the shower.
I'm
a graduate of The Center for
Advanced Technologies at Lakewood High School in St. Petersburg, Florida.
C.A.T. is a magnet school for mathematics, science, and technologies; and
let me tell you, I'm pretty lucky to have graduated without blowing myself
up (TOO MUCH!), being indicted for computer crimes, causing an international
incident, or being relocated in to The Witness Protection Program (Or was
I?).
I
am very involved in the Scouting movement. I'm an Eagle Scout and Assistant
Scoutmaster for Troop
465. Also, I am a Vigil Honor member, and Founder's Award recepient
of Timuquan
Lodge 340, the Order of the Arrow Lodge for which I am currently the
Publications Chairman. My Timuqua Vigil Name is Orobo Eqete Huque, or "Wise
Acting Hurricane"
I serve as the Ecology/Conservation Director for the West Central
Florida Council, and therefore spend most of my summers at Sand
Hill Scout Reservation in Brooksville. Also, I am currently the
Post President for Explorer Post 989, the West Central Florida Council's
summer camp staff post. On that note, attention Brian Ferber, Camp Director
(my boss)...does this car look familiar?
Sorry
we had to blue-out the bodies to protect the guilty...it was received by
an anonymous source, and I'm sure you've seen it "floating around" the
web!
So, take a look around, see why the Irish Rule, find out what a "Dark Sucker" is, learn to speak Geekonics and pay homage to Jimmy Buffett. Then, leave me a message in my guestbook so I'll know you've been truly enlightened. Okey Dokey?